Friday, March 18, 2011

The Understandably Painful Brain Extraction.

People can’t have surgery unless they sign an agreement. But any teacher in this United States is allowed to force painful curriculum down unwilling throats. Math is some dang dumb stuff, so is English. The teachers give you an assignment like writing, they don’t tell you dang how but they expect 5 pages by Monday and its dang Friday, dang it. Yesterday and the day before I spent like forty six hours doing a test in math. Then my mom tells me I have to clean house and make a giant fajita. My head fills with equations and sentence structure and history and stuff like that. Nobody likes that vacuum called high school, or in other words high school is a vacuum it sucks. Teachers encourage kids to get good grades then five minuets later they are giving homework. This seems kind of oxymoronic to meeeeeeeeeEEEE!. In history i had the same amount of homework on prom week as ever i strongly did not enjoy trying to catch up.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

A History of Writing and Things Related

Craig Greenburg
8/31/10
3rd
Writing progress



A History of Writing and Things Related




I started writing at four or five years old by sticking half of the alphabet into a nonexistent word. When a word looked promising I’d sprint down the hall, hurtle the downstairs railing, and ride my grizzly bear of a dog into my mom’s room just to ask “is this one?”

Later, in fifth grade, when Pokémon was huge, I tried my hand at drawing, to see if I could beat my friends home drawn multi billion point attack. My drawing then led to an idea for a book called By Nights Change. It, of course, was going to be a picture book and have a whole bunch of chapters. I would spend hours just imagining my new world only to forget most of my brilliant ideas. I would provide the ideas to my older sis, she then would edit and revise them. We worked relentlessly on it until it lay unfinished in the bytes of the dell.

I stopped writing for a time merely because I thought writing was for nerds, thanks to my cousin. I thought him the biggest stud muffin on the play ground. Together we thought anyone who achieved anything was an overachiever. Thus I went on for a time without trying to write.

Tenth grade honors English came along with me in it for some reason or another. I finally found something that helps write more efficiently. If I wrote first on paper I could think more clearly. My five paragraph essays began making sense, and I felt proud of my work. As I finished papers I felt exited to have my perspective viewed. Not only that but I liked to see what score I could get. Research, although, has always filled me with dread. To this day I can still say I like getting a paper over with.